Kitsch in the kitchen - a pink flamingo!

Sometimes kitsch works. It might be a bunch of frame hearts on the wall, a corny "feel-good" slogan on a poster or, in my case, a pink flamingo. I don't know why I want one but I have for a while. And this one is just £4... I'd love to put it in a bucket of sand somewhere, maybe in the kitchen? Oh, to have a garden!