The amazing Miss Piggy!

I have a secret to confess. I know that whenever people ask you who your ideal dinner party companions would be you're supposed to use it as an excuse to show off how awfully intellectual you are and say Stephen Fry, Nelson Mandela and Winston Churchill. But if I'm honest and I could choose to meet any celebrity living or dead, it'd have to be Miss Piggy. I love her constant optimism, her flamboyant style, her business sense, the way she couldn't care less what others think and her determined pursuit of the long suffering Kermit. I'm not advocating stalking here clearly, even when your target is green, but she never fails to make me roar with laughter. Move over Sex and the City and other pale single-girl imitations. Miss Piggy, you're the original definition of fabulous and I salute you. Your books, although they're ten years old, have just made my wish list!
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