All I want for Christmas is a whole pig's leg

I like my meat to be so rare that it squeaks when I put my fork into it. I've always loved really bloody steaks and salty meat products so Presunto (Portuguese Serrano ham) is naturally one of my favourite things in the world to eat. The traditional way to eat it is to carve the ham that you want straight from the leg, which is usually mounted on a wooden stand. Barbaric? Maybe. But oh, so tasty... So imagine my joy when I found out that PortugueseFood.co.uk is now providing the UK with Portuguese food. No longer will I need to haul large amounts of illegal cheese through customs, worrying that it'll explode in my case! And even better, they've got proper pig's legs on stands. That's right, 6.5kg of pure piggy goodness, with the foot still attached. Now I just need to find somewhere to set it up at home...